1st mandarin Joke story that makes me Crazy lol"

从前有一个小孩叫小明，他的母亲得了癌症快要去世了。于是就哀求小明唯一的亲人，那就是“叔叔”。。。小明的母亲交代说如果“以后小明要什么就得满足他”，叔叔听了就含着眼泪的答应了。几个月之后，小明的母亲终于去世了。叔叔看他还很小就带他去逛街顺便买一些他想要的玩具，可是当小明经过“金店”的时候，他就指着价值RM2000的金链问叔叔说：“叔叔。。叔叔这是什么来的？叔叔回答说这是金链。小明就接下去说：”我要。。我要~！！叔叔劝他说：“这个嘛不不是给小孩玩的。小明就问叔叔说：”请问你还记得你答应我母亲什么吗？”叔叔很无奈的就买了那条金链。回到家后，叔叔就去冲凉而小明就在玩那条价值RM2000的金链；可是他不知道要怎么玩，于是就冲进去冲凉房去找叔叔...。进到冲凉房，小明傻了。。。他指着叔叔的下体问说：“叔叔。。叔叔这是什么？！ 叔叔害羞的说：”这是BIRD“。小明说：”我要玩。。我要玩。。叔叔就很严肃的说：“这不是拿来玩的！”但小明就问了叔叔：“请问你还记得你答应我母亲什么吗？“于是叔叔很无奈的就给他玩了几下。晚上小明拿着那条金链可是还不知道怎么玩，当他翻过去要问睡在旁边的叔叔时。。。他就想起叔叔的BIRD还蛮好玩的就从正在熟睡的叔叔的裤带里把它掏了出来玩。第二天早上，隔壁邻居就看到警车停在小明家。。。就问小明发生什么事情，小名是这样说的：”也没有什么啦，只是昨晚我在玩叔叔的BIRD的时候。。。他的BIRD很怪烂的射水在我的脸上，那么我就堵烂的把它“打死了”。

Netcity2(our 2nd house) Closed-.-"

I would like to announce that Netcity2 at sungai dua closed at Nov 23 2009. I belief that my friends who are regular customer will feel shock and surprise. Sincerely, we prefer playing game at Netcity2 than other Cc, even though Netcity tauke is suck lol". I received a reason that why it was closed for rental problem and every regular customers will know already~

Thinking of our memorial in last few year...Counter Strike...3 Corridor...Dota...Bleach war lol~

About Counter Strike(CS) I belief that everyone familiar with it, lets me briefly explain about CS...It's a shooting game and it devide to counter terrories and terrories, the objective for terrories is to take down enemy or plant C4(bomb) to win. On the other hand, counter terrories are take an obligation to defend or take down those terrories who are attacking their base.

About my history in Counter Strike...

In year 1998 september 11,my friend Chuah Chee Thai introduce Cs to me and one of my friend Teng Wei Liang also join us to play at sungai Ara CC name's "SkyWin". Walao eh my memory is too good le:p Then we dislike at 1st,but dont know why we keep go to that cc to play. After few month, Chee Thai Friend's Ching Yen Father open new Cc at "Bukit Jambul" name's "TuttiFruiti" below of CC is a cafe and we can order food and drink from upstair. That is a nice place for lazy person like me:) I met my friends and teamate in TuttiFrutti they are:" Ah kui,TSC,Ah Lee, Alvan(botak), Ah Bla, Ah Kent, Ah Shen, Ah Fong, Ah fei, Ah hui, Tong sin and so on...Cc tauke encouraged us to formed a clan for join Cs competition and after we discuss new clan which name's tF was born in year 2002^^...Fastfoward>> after tF closed we join "Foward Cc" which was in ayer itam and we're zXp db that time. Continully, we go to "eVo" new cc to play and we're improved a lot there because penang top clan "Boy3" encourage us by their bullying lol". In year 2003, Netcity2 open at sungai dua and we go there to play 5 vs 5 with Boy3 because less people there.

Netcity treat us quite good and fully sponsor us to join competition and ofcause our clan name changed to NcT zXp, then our Cs life end right there~ 2004 we're retired and dissolve our Cs clan.

Special Thanks To My Previous Teamates and friends who provide me a happiness and joyful^^

We're zERo Xperienc3 Netcity`

NcT tHet2!^o^ . zXp`-Teoh W.Keat(Trio)Commander+Leader Fav Gun:M4A1+Ak47

NcT MiD . zXp` -Lee Yu Gi(Jiuhu) Fav Gun:M4A1+Ak47

NcT Cr[?]zY . zXp`-Kelvin Tan(Seijiak) Fav Gun:M4A1+Ak47

NcT t4k3shrO . zXp`-Alvan Koe(Botak) Fav Gun:M4A1,Ak47+Awp

NcT M4a1 . zXp`-Ronnie Gan(Lee) Fav Gun:M4A1,Ak47+Awp

Netcity2 Spirit Never Ending~ We will buy back Netcity2 sOON!!!

Unexpected Result-Sem5

Yo~18 Nov was my lucky day because I gets a good new that is my English 3(essay writing) A- :) I'm quite happy and can't sleep after went home haha~ I'm always practise self-improvement and I will keep work hard and going to score 5As in next semester,even though those subjects seen like quite difficult(E-commerce,Finance,Statistic,Retail Marketing, and Moral). As Chinese say:"有志着事竟成" person who wants to score,he or she sure can score in the end~What is the requirement? My answer is "Determination" !!!...I belief that everyone knows this word and familiar with it, but not everyone can do it. Why? because of some distortions...play,enjoy,fun,relax,tired those fact I categories as "Lazy".

Students trying to give reasons to themselves when they are lazy to study. I always heard people said that if they want work hard they also can score how many As as they want...Whenever I heard this sentence,I will laugh to them. As Chinese say:"有如果就没有乞丐了" don't you agree? :p

I would likes to take this opportunity thanks to my current and future group members Wei chuan, Chun Tean, Joshua, Yi ern, and Chuan Sam. Thanks for your hard work and I knows you people have pay alot of opportunitiy costs such as clubbing,outing, and gaming~ Although we can see our results are keep improving, please don't compare to each other and we just need to compare with ourself that call "Self-Improvement". As Chinese say AGAIN:"人比人，气死人"

Remember, "TNTJS" is belong to US~ GO GO GO...Our next objective is 5As(We are not the best, but we will be the best)

Another day of holiday~ Mrs Malaysia is my friend?

Yesterday I have a little surprised because has someone name's Trieka leave a comment in my post:) After that i search for her profile and found that she is our Mrs.Malaysia:) woo!~ she is charming women^^ Although she just know me for 1st day, she show her appreciation after I praised her...Hmm I think everyone should learn for her style to manage a good human relation. Sincerity,I'm proud to have a friendly and nice friend who give his/her truly heart to me(trust,honesty,and sincerely).

You know what...I'm practising my song for next year inter-college singing contest. My friends have gave me some comments about my video(talent quest 2009) and I really appreciate it. I'm improving and hope can move to next level in my singing:p That's why I always say that peers influence are powerful. My family members are not encourage me to sing and they feel that my singing is horrible, but whenever I enter to final in singing contest they will come and support me hahaha~I know that they are a group for who don't know how to praise people and I not mind about what they say.

Actually,I join any activities because of my scholarship in degree~I will try hard to get my scholarship by get a good result academy and non-academy due to it can enhance my chance to get my scholarship. Some people can't understand me because they born in rich family...I forgive them because I'm a good guy hehe~Once again, my attitude and behaviour are changing to positive way since last 2 years and I hope my classmate,friends, and family can understand that. Thing that I does is already think twice and that is the best solution to solve problems in studies and life.

Lastly, I would like to say sorry to Daniel Teh Teng Yew...Sorry because I can't join your group in advertisement Design contest :(

My Achievement & Prize:)

Talent Quest 2009 INTI PENANG

Thanks For Your Support~

Academy Achievement~ 2009 IICP

Last Sem I did a big mistake and losts my Excellent award-.-" -ENL Business Writing-

We Are Blue Bird Boyz a.k.a TNTJ

TNTJ- Teoh Wei Keat,
Ng Wei Chuan,
Teoh Chun Tean, &
Joshua Khiew

Write about my feeling again~

Afternoon, after heavy rain...
Open facebook and look at friend's clubbing photos.
Think about my past,clubbing life,gamble life,gaming life hahaha really horrible~
But it's fun for certain people because girls go pub to dance and show their body to guy. However, guy go pub to know girls and dance with them(some find one night stand). I saw many b4,but of cause i no experienced lol..

I dislike clubbing, it's make me dislike people who like to go pub-.-" I know I'm wrong~but my mind is like this...I would like to have friends who like to study, singing, play games, sincere, and honest, but for others will think that I'm boring person la haha.

If I'm still 19-20 years old I will like clubbing because I like to drink -.-"
In class I will sit at last role and make noisy in order to wait lecturer scold me and i will fight back because for me that was fun. Remembered that my previous lecturer Ms.Loh who very serious lecturer in Equator Academy Of Art. I always disturb in her class, then she very angry and don't want to answer my question, but she still help me to pass:)

I experienced success and loses in my life. Even though it's just a small part of my life, but I really can feel the happiness and disappointment. I nearly give up to be a human~ 23 Oct 2005(birthday nearly become dead date)...something happen and changed my mind(if i tell you right here, you also cant believe it lol)

By now...I can tell you that my determination to be a successful person like a fire in my heart that keep burning~You want to know why and how I get my determination? I can tell you..because of my family and friends. I want my family proud of me~one day i will say "hi" to them in television and business magazine. This is my goal and it's not a dream!!!

Funny

Actually there are lesss people will get affect on their studies,if i no help them. They can ask lecturer or friends who better than me, so i think I was funny for express my emotion through communication devide such as MSN,Facebook, and Blog...hahaha:) However, it's fun to tell people something that you want to let them know. For me we should do that because people wont fell shock or disappointment when i say "NO" to them. I'm a piece of shit before I start my studies in INTI college, people recognise me because talent quest 2009 and my help on doing assignment.I'm happy and glad to help people in my sincerely, but people who make me changed my mind when they putting less effort and too dependent on me. There are a numbers of rich son and daugther in my class,they don't want to try their best in studies because they have a strong background that can provide financial support to them until in the end of life.

Maybe I cant really know how fun to be a rich son, but one thing that I experienced is "Humans are life because of achievement,provide well being to the society and respect each other". I fell disappointment because some of my classmate who still don't know this theory and yet to apply in their life. I received a lot of promises from them,they promised that they will put effort on their studies if I can help them. As a result, some of them are failed in certain subject and they still have fun before exam. Everything want to wait until last minute, what can I do? I have received 100+ phone call for one individual assignment in last few weeks. It's my obligation to be a student in INTI? I think that I want to open a tuition center and also sell assignment in INTI, but I'm not qualify to do that lol.

Before holiday, one of my friend told me that he want learn to independent on doing assignment. Sincerely, at first moment I feel shock and unhappy. After I think and think whole night, I found that my friend is mature as me haha...It's a good thing to learn,but I still cant let him go too far because I scare he will fall very pain. Then i decided to form another group for assignment and re-arrange the members in group.

In conclusion, poor students are more independent and hardworking than rich students. According to bill gate, he said that "you are born in poor family is not your fault, but if you are dead with poor then it's your fault".

My college life...

I'm quite enjoy to study in INTI because i found few people who are putting effort in their studies. By now,they are my group members + friends. I always provide help and discuss with them about studies and we are growing very fast. Other than that, I also help other that classmate because I hope they can become good student and score in several subject. Unfortunately, they are putting less effort and only hope to pass. After I knew it, I still continue to help them, but they are dependent on me. The funny thing is some of them are call me best friend lol...However, when they got any outing or program, they won't invite me and friends. It's OK for me, but i don't want to waste my time to teach people because it's not my obligation to be a lecturer. Thus, I changed my mind that only concentrate on my studies and only provide help to my friends. Ofcause, for anyone who want discuss assignment and homework with me still can find me.

I know that people will dislike my way, but people who changed my mind. As i know is IF YOU DO RIGHT BY PEOPLE, PEOPLE NOT NECCESARY WILL DO RIGHT BY YOU~

Holiday:)

Before sit for eco paper, we heard people said about they want to go redbox and many people will go. Unfortunately, we're not invited...I dont know why my classmates are not good in managing a human relationship eventhought they have took H.R subject. We felt "Isolated" and not happy about that. We're helped everyone in doing assignment and test, never say no unless they ask too many time. However, people will only remember us if they need help?! Helping people to pass or score is not my job, so i decided that i will not help anyone except my gang and frs(exclude classmate who are not friend).

*I knew that people will feel unhappy or shame after look at my post, but i only can say is "you people" are changed my mind~Goodluck in further semester~TRY TO BE INDEPENDENT

T N T J S

After think and think again~we find the suitable way to solve the problem.
By now, lets me introduce our group name :"T N T J S"
The members list are below: Teoh Wei Keat, Ng Wei Chuan, Teoh Chun Tean, Joshua Khiew, and Sam.
Our target is to makesure everyone in group "at least" can get a student merit award in sem 6.
Start from now~I will concentrate on my group members. Especially Sam, I can saw his effort toward studies, but he havent find the effective way to study.
Move on~ Voom Voom VoOOOOOmmm

-------------------------------------Teamwork Is Power---------------------------------------

Yo~English 3

I gets a unexpected test and assignment result in my english 3 subject. I must thank to ms jeslyn and my fellow group members who really give a high cooperation in doing assignment.(Chun Tean, Wei Chuan, Joshua and Yi Ern)

Once again~TNTJ is Unforgiven Marks Back To Lecturer lol

Finally...

Yeah finally i know how to post a new post...hahaha~
Thanks for my group members^^
Thanks for your cooperation~I believe that i can't find anyone like you all...
We have no regret to form a team.

About myself

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